Pete's Baseball Quotes |
Christy Mathewson:
Larry Goetz, umpire:
In a way an umpire is like a woman. He makes quick decisions, never
reverses them, and doesn't think you're safe when you're out.
George Will:
Once when the Yankee's Lou Pinella was batting he questioned a Palermo
strike call. Pinella demanded, "Where was that pitch at?" Palermo
told him that a man wearing Yankee pinstripes in front of 30,000 people
should not end a sentence with a preposition. So Pinella, no dummy,
said, "OK, where was that pitch at, asshole?"
(B p219)
Preacher Roe:
One day in a tough game I was passing Lonnie Warneke and he said,
"Preach, I may have my superiors on the bases, but when it comes to balls
and strikes, I'm second to no man." And I commenced thinking careful and
when I was done I told him, "Horseshit, Lon."
(bos p.276)
Ty Cobb:
The best recommendation for an umpire in the old days was: "He licked
somebody in the Three-I League. He ought to do.
Al Forman, umpire:
I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same
message: they hope it's my last.
Ring Lardner, on umpires:
Some of ours is so crooked that they can lay in a berth only when the
train's making a curve.
Harry "Steamboat" Johnson, umpire:
Somethin' like four thousand bottles have been thrown at me in my day
but only about twenty ever hit me. That does not speak very well for the
accuracy of the fans' throwing.
Amos Otis, to an umpire at a night game:
Listen, ump. How can you sleep with the lights on?
Gene Mauch, Montreal Manager,
when his players rushed to dispute a call:
The first guy who lays a finger on this blind old man is fined fifty
bucks!
Dizzy Dean, on umpire William McKinley:
Why, they shot the wrong McKinley!
Nestor Chylak, AL umpire 1954-78:
They expect an umpire to be perfect on openning day and to improve as
the season goes on.
Johnny Rice, umpire:
The toughest call an umpire has to make is not the half-swing; the toughest
call is throwing a guy out of the game after you blew the hell out of the play.
Unknown, from a Chicago Times editorial:
The average umpire is a worthless loafer.
Bill Klem, Hall of Fame umpire:
It ain't nuthin' until I call it.
(br 198)
Leo Durocher, Giants manager 1948-55:
I've never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.
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